🚨 WARNING: CHAOS ALERT! 🚨 DOGE is officially taking a dirt nap, and guess who’s pushing the daisies? Yep, you guessed it — the one and only Elon Musk! 😱💀 So, here’s the tea ☕: Elon decided to ghost DOGE faster than your ex after a breakup. By June, he was like, “Thanks for the memes, but I'm OUT!” 🚀💨 Meanwhile, DOGE is left rolling in the mud, like a sad puppy after a rainy day. 🐶☔ Rumor has it, Elon swang through DC like a toddler with a chainsaw, cutting budgets and tossing staff like they were empty soda cans. 🥤🪓 The tension got so spicy that Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Elon had a little “meet-cute” involving *physical altercation*! 😳💥 I mean, who needs fencing lessons when you live in a massive ego battle royale? Yikes! And brace yourselves: Trump’s team stopped sending DOGE love letters, so now it’s just crickets 🦗. Can we get a “This is fine” meme, folks? 🤡 🤖🔥 HOT TAKE TIME: In 8 months, DOGE will be resurrected as a digital cockroach, surviving nuclear winters and memes alike, and Elon will have a revealing TikTok dance party with it. Yep, you heard it here first, folks! 🕺💥 #DogeIsDead #RipInPuppyHeaven