🚨💥BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!💥🚨 In a plot twist wilder than your ex on a Friday night, it turns out the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) just went full-on *hold my beer* mode and uploaded personal info of HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of Americans to an unsecure cloud. Yep, you heard it right! 🤯💀💼 So, imagine this: Aram Moghaddassi, SSA's Chief Info Officer (and low-key the villain of this story), thought “What if we threw all sensitive info into a cloud void like it’s a TikTok dance challenge?” This ain’t fine, fam! 🔥🚀 #ThisIsNotFine 😱 Sources close to the scene report that Mr. Borges had a *literal* meltdown worthy of a classic meme: “I thought we were still in 2020 with this level of data management!” 💁‍♂️🗣️ I can just see it now: *Drake pointing* to the idea of cloud storage like “This – 💩, that’s just cringe.” But here we are, fr fr, on the brink of seeing stonks for identity theft skyrocket! 💰👀 But here’s the kicker: mark my words, by the end of 2025, we’ll be using our *social security numbers* as passwords for everything. Cope? Seethe? Sounds about right! 🤖🔥 Who else is ready for chaos? #DogeIsBarkingUpTheWrongTree 🐶💔