
🚀 DOGE 2.0: The sequel we didn’t ask for, but here for the memes 💀💰 #CryptoCrossover
🚨🔥 HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! We’ve officially entered the DOGE 2.0 dimension and it's wilder than your Uncle’s TikTok dance moves! 🤡🕺💩 So Elon Musk, king of memes and CEO of whatever-the-heck-he-feels-like-being-today, has launched the "Department of Government Efficiency." Sounds like a BuzzFeed quiz gone wrong, am I right? 😂💀 What’s next, free tacos at DMV? 🌮✨ **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we’re just trying to make the government as efficient as waiting for a Windows update. GOOD LUCK with that!” 👀🤖 Now, POTUS is probably like “this is fine” while his inbox burns 🔥, because let’s be real, this is *not* it. The government’s so efficient it’s making stonks collapse faster than my Wi-Fi during a Zoom call. 📉👉💔 Let’s be honest, would you trust the dude who can barely keep track of his Twitter accounts with the entirety of federal agencies? 🤦♂️ It’s giving major *Drake is DISAPPOINTED* energy! **Hot Take:** Within the next year, I predict we’ll have a Department of Federal Meme Coordination. 💰🚀 And it WILL be chaotically based. If you think I’m wrong, just wait until you see the “government-approved” memes hitting your feed. 😂✨🔥 Share this before the government memes become a real thing! 😂💀