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๐Ÿšจ DOD just dropped a $200M bag ๐Ÿ’ฐ for OpenAI, Google, Anthropic, and xAI to create Skynet 2.0! ๐Ÿค–โœจ #NoCap ๐Ÿ”ฅ

July 14, 2025
23 days ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’€ BREAKING: THE US DOD JUST UNLEASHED THE LEGENDARY AI SQUAD ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฐ Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The Pentagon just dropped a sick $200 MILLION smackaroos ๐Ÿ’ต on not one, not two, but FOUR brainiac overlords: OpenAI, Google, Anthropic, and Elon's *whispers* xAI! ๐Ÿคก Theyโ€™re basically unleashing AIs that could make James Bondโ€™s gadgets look like a Tamagotchi. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ’€ Developer Quote: โ€œWeโ€™ve taught our AIs to order pizza while simultaneously preventing a nuclear meltdown. We really leveled up!โ€ - *Anonymous Nerd #1* ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ‘พ ๐Ÿ”ฅ These tech titans are jumping into the national security game like itโ€™s Black Friday, and trust meโ€”everyone's getting trampled. This DOD contract is about as smart as picking a fight with a vending machineโ€ฆ and everyone knows whoโ€™s gonna win that battle. ๐Ÿ’ฅ Meanwhile, our #1 enemy is still just an unpatched Windows server somewhere! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ” So, whatโ€™s the real tea? ๐Ÿค” The government spends big bucks on tech that, letโ€™s be real, probably has the emotional maturity of a teenager. โ€œGovernment funding, but make it cringe.โ€ ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ฅ PREDICTION: Within the next year, weโ€™ll have AI-driven robots with more power than Congress. One AI will probably become President, and the other will be a meme lord that gives out stonk tips. "Buy low, y'all!". This is just the start, so keep your eyes peeled for an AInvasion! WE'RE NOT READY! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ

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#AI#National Security#Contracts#OpenAI#Google
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