🚨💀 BREAKING: THE US DOD JUST UNLEASHED THE LEGENDARY AI SQUAD 🚀🤖💰 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The Pentagon just dropped a sick $200 MILLION smackaroos 💵 on not one, not two, but FOUR brainiac overlords: OpenAI, Google, Anthropic, and Elon's *whispers* xAI! 🤡 They’re basically unleashing AIs that could make James Bond’s gadgets look like a Tamagotchi. 🕵️‍♂️ 💀 Developer Quote: “We’ve taught our AIs to order pizza while simultaneously preventing a nuclear meltdown. We really leveled up!” - *Anonymous Nerd #1* 📡🍕👾 🔥 These tech titans are jumping into the national security game like it’s Black Friday, and trust me—everyone's getting trampled. This DOD contract is about as smart as picking a fight with a vending machine… and everyone knows who’s gonna win that battle. 💥 Meanwhile, our #1 enemy is still just an unpatched Windows server somewhere! 🤣🍔 So, what’s the real tea? 🤔 The government spends big bucks on tech that, let’s be real, probably has the emotional maturity of a teenager. “Government funding, but make it cringe.” 🚀🔥 PREDICTION: Within the next year, we’ll have AI-driven robots with more power than Congress. One AI will probably become President, and the other will be a meme lord that gives out stonk tips. "Buy low, y'all!". This is just the start, so keep your eyes peeled for an AInvasion! WE'RE NOT READY! 😂💀🔥