๐จ DOD just dropped a $200M bag ๐ฐ for OpenAI, Google, Anthropic, and xAI to create Skynet 2.0! ๐คโจ #NoCap ๐ฅ
๐จ๐ BREAKING: THE US DOD JUST UNLEASHED THE LEGENDARY AI SQUAD ๐๐ค๐ฐ Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The Pentagon just dropped a sick $200 MILLION smackaroos ๐ต on not one, not two, but FOUR brainiac overlords: OpenAI, Google, Anthropic, and Elon's *whispers* xAI! ๐คก Theyโre basically unleashing AIs that could make James Bondโs gadgets look like a Tamagotchi. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ ๐ Developer Quote: โWeโve taught our AIs to order pizza while simultaneously preventing a nuclear meltdown. We really leveled up!โ - *Anonymous Nerd #1* ๐ก๐๐พ ๐ฅ These tech titans are jumping into the national security game like itโs Black Friday, and trust meโeveryone's getting trampled. This DOD contract is about as smart as picking a fight with a vending machineโฆ and everyone knows whoโs gonna win that battle. ๐ฅ Meanwhile, our #1 enemy is still just an unpatched Windows server somewhere! ๐คฃ๐ So, whatโs the real tea? ๐ค The government spends big bucks on tech that, letโs be real, probably has the emotional maturity of a teenager. โGovernment funding, but make it cringe.โ ๐๐ฅ PREDICTION: Within the next year, weโll have AI-driven robots with more power than Congress. One AI will probably become President, and the other will be a meme lord that gives out stonk tips. "Buy low, y'all!". This is just the start, so keep your eyes peeled for an AInvasion! WE'RE NOT READY! ๐๐๐ฅ