🚨💸 This just in from the world of e-signatures: DocuSign is flexing harder than your uncle at a barbecue after hitting those Wall Street gains like a TikTok dance trend! 🔥📈 "Best quarter ever," they said, and the stocks went 🚀💰🍾! So, Docusign flexed a 7% spike after dropping their results like they were spicy memes in a group chat. Adjusted earnings? 92 cents per share, down from 97. 😬💀 That’s like me eating 3 fries instead of 4 and acting like I’m on a diet—like, C’MON. Imaginary dev quote: “We just used the good ol’ ‘adjusted earnings’ magic trick. Everyone fall for it? Stonks go up!” 🤡✨ But fr fr, can we talk about how they’re *still* beating Wall Street expectations? Is Wall Street just a bunch of boomers counting on their fingers? 🤔💅 Meanwhile, investor vibes be like: “This is fine” while the NASDAQ turns into a meme currency. And remember, if Docusign can rise and show profit, *anyone* can live the dream! 💥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, DocuSign will start offering e-signatures directly from the astral plane. YOUR MOVE, aliens! 👽🚀💪