🚨🩺🌐 ALERTE DE CHAOS MÉDICAL 🚀✨ So, here comes Doctronic, riding the generative AI wave LIKE A MFER on a jet ski 🤖💦, raising a whopping **$20 million** in a Series A funding round led by Lightspeed Venture Partners, a name so fancy it sounds like a PowerPoint slide from a startup investor convention (yawn, amirite? 🤡). But fr fr, what do they even do? 🤔 It's like they took a magic 8-ball and plugged it into a stethoscope! ⚗️💙 👾🩺 Imagine getting health advice from an AI that thinks skin rashes are just “your body’s way of saying you’re allergic to adulthood” 💀💔. Like, what kinda Spongebob logic is this? 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️ According to some *totally* legit “leaked” comments from the devs, "We thought about hiring real doctors, but then we asked ChatGPT, and it was like ‘nah, fam, I got this!’” 😂💀 But let’s keep it a buck—DOCTORNIC?! Sounds like a superhero born from a malfunctioning printer 💯🔥. So, the real question is: Are YOU ready to consult your doctor via a potato on Zoom? 🤬 Here's the hot take: In 2025, you'll be diagnosing yourself by typing “i’m sick” into TikTok, and the algorithm will just spit out meds like a vending machine! 🥤💊💰 #StonksUp #ThisIsFine