🚨💻🦾 TIME TO DOCK & ROLL, PEOPLE! 💥👾 So ZDNET just dropped a seriously *profound* article on dock stations like it’s the next Avengers movie 🦸‍♂️💥. I mean, who knew we needed a PhD in "USB-C Shenanigans" just to connect our laptops to actual monitors? 🤯✨ It’s like they want us to go from *Cringe* to *Based* in one cable! 💯🔥 🔌💥 Developer Quote Leak! 🔍👀 “Honestly, we just wanted to see how many docks it would take to reach *peak productivity*... turns out, 17 docks just leads to an existential crisis.” - *Some Unnamed Guy in a Hoodie* 🤡💀 Let’s unpack this. Recommended? More like “you need to be a magician to figure out which adapter works with which model.” 🙃✌️ *Stonks* 📈? Yeah, if you prefer to buy overpriced cables instead of your morning coffee. ☕️💸 *This is fine* meme encompasses my feelings every time I see my desk look like a spaceship exploded. 🚀🚀 But listen up! 🚨🔥 Here comes the hot take: By 2024, your docking station will come with its own AI that judges your productivity level and alerts you when you look too comfy on that overpriced ergonomic chair. 😱🤖 *You heard it here first!* So, let’s just dock it and roll, fam! 💼💰🔥💥 #OfficeGoals