🚨 BREAKING: 🚨 Docker just patched CVE-2025-9074, aka the "Oopsie-Daisy Escape Plan" 🐢💨! This security flaw was so spicy, it got a CVSS score of 9.3! Like, bro 😳, that’s basically a 10 in the world of “how could this even happen?” 😱 Imagine a rogue container sneaking out of its cozy little Docker abode, going full "This is fine" meme on your system 🔥💩. Like, who gave it permission? “Hey fam, let’s let our containers start plotting withdrawals from our bank accounts” - said NO ONE EVER! 💸💀 “Honestly, we thought it was just the dog barking at shadows 😬,” confessed a fictional developer named Chad, who totally didn’t see that coming. “Next thing I know, the container’s ordering DoorDash while I’m sleeping. WTH!” 🚀 Let’s be real, Docker's basically like that friend who keeps “forgetting” to forward the rent. Just when you thought it was safe to chill, BAM! Container coup de grace! 🤡 Stonks are down if you don’t update! 📉 🔥🔥 So here’s my HOT TAKE: By 2026, containers will start demanding their own top-level domains and we’ll all be paying them in ETH. #Based 🤖💰 Share this if you’re ready for the Docker-Olympics! 🥇💀