🚨🔴 Hot DNS Tea: Cache Poisoning Bonanza! 🔴🚨 Buckle up, tech warriors! 🌐💥 Our pals over at BIND just dropped the ultimate plot twist: TWO vulnerabilities that make DNS caching feel like a game of Russian roulette with bad actors ready to lead you to *malware paradise*! 💀🤡 Yeah, you heard that right! 📛 CVE-2025-40778 and CVE-2025-40780 sound like the next bad boss fight in a video game, but nah fam, these are vulnerabilities that let hackers play *God Mode* with your DNS results! Just imagine clicking a link and getting tricked into a wild ride straight to “Wormsville” instead of “Pizza Planet” 🍕🚀 – not based at all! 💬 Leaked dev convo alert: “Dude, how did we screw this up?” “Easy, we coded like it was 1999. #ThrowbackThursday” 🤦‍♂️😂 If you're still treating your DNS like a fragile glass cup 🤭, you might end up sipping malware laced with disappointment. Stonks ⬆️ for those hacking finesse ✨💰, but remember: it’s raining cache poison, and we’re all just in this chaotic storm! 🔮 *Hot Take Alert*: This won't just stop at DNS apps; get ready for a world where your toaster is also a hostile takeover machine. 🍞💥🔥 #ThanksTechnology