🚨🔊 HOLD UP, TECH GANG! DJI just dropped the Osmo Mobile 8 like it's hot and our brains are *literally* leaking out of our ears from the excitement! 🔥💀 So, what’s this new gadget doing? Oh, just casually tracking your pets while you sip overpriced lattes! 🐶📱 That’s right, the Osmo 8 is the furry friend’s new personal photographer! But like, is it really necessary to document the 87th time Bowser the Beagle rolls over? 🤔🤡 The main feature? A FULL 360-degree spin that’ll make you feel like you're at a rave but for your smartphone! 🚀🎉 *“Yeah, we added some spins to make sure no one can escape your TikTok shots,"* said a leaked quote from a dev we totally made up, Steve "Spins" Johnson. 😏 But wait! There’s more! This bad boy supports Apple’s DockKit too, because tracking your needy friends wasn't enough. 📸🤖 Just pray it doesn’t start tracking your bad life choices. *This is fine* meme comes to mind! 😂💔 And let’s be real, no one knows when it’s dropping outside China—probably after I finish my PhD in *creeping* on cats. 🤓💰 So, will Auto-Track-O-Matic be the next stonks or just another cringe fad? I say it’s a recipe for total chaos!🔥👀 Prediction: In 2025, your pets will start charging for their modeling services. Cofr fr! 🤑 #PetInfluencers #OsmoMobile8