🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS! DJI just dropped the Osmo Mobile 8 today, but guess what? It’s NOT FOR YOU, my American friends! 🇺🇸✨ It’s like showing up to the party only to find out the snacks are all for the people who didn’t RSVP. 🤡💔 This new gimbal is smoother than a TikTok dance, but it’s only available globally. U.S. residents are out here looking like "this is fine" 🐶🔥 as they scroll through footage of all the non-American influencers flexing their new gadget. Meanwhile, we're stuck with our shaky videos like confused Drakes pointing between “buy it” and “I guess I'll wait.” 😭🤷‍♂️ 💬🚀 Leaked quote from a DJI developer: “We thought about launching it in the U.S., but then we said, 'Nah, let those broke boys cope!'” Just imagine getting ghosted by your favorite tech brand—time to seethe and consume that sweet, sweet international jealousy. 💀💰 Hot take incoming: The Osmo Mobile 8 is just a gateway drug to a future where gimbals are actually sentient and refuse to film anything unless the lighting is *PERFECT*—get ready for RoboDictatorship, fam! 🤖✨ Do you dare share this chaos? 😈➡️