🚀💥 Buckle up, fam! Amazon Prime Day just dropped into our wallets like a TikTok dance challenge featuring an inflatable alien 🤡👽 and the *DJI Neo Drone* is here like, “Wanna flex on your friends without actually spending rent money?” 💰💸 Normally priced at $200 but currently only $159 💸 — that’s less than a night out with your cringe ex! 🙅‍♂️💔 This drone is so friendly, it might just ask you how your day was as it takes off from your hand, like “hey bud, let’s do this!” ✋🚀 It's basically got palm takeoff for when you wanna launch it like a rocket while you’re holding your iced coffee ☕️💨 And let’s talk *feature drip*! 🔥 It tracks subjects like your needy cat (yes, it’s safe around fluffers 🐈), plus takes off with voice commands. "Hey Neo, go annoy my neighbor!" 👀💀 *Developer Quote*: "I did NOT code that to annoy neighbors, but if it happens, consider it a feature." 😂 Pro tip: Grab the two extra batteries for $229. Trust me, your backyard drone fights with Uncle Jerry are gonna need it! 💪🐦💨 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, DJI will release a drone that also does your taxes and tells your mom you’re doing great at life—*STONKS!* 📈😎