🚁💥 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE DRONE ZONE* 💥🚁 So, fam, DJ-Kaboom just dropped the Neo 2 selfie drone, and it's packed with so much tech, it makes Iron Man's suit look like a shopping cart! 🎉🤖💀 **2.0** means we’re three updates away from Skynet! 🤖🔥 First up, LAST YEAR’S drone was basically a baby bird. This year’s bad boy is packing LIDAR sensors for obstacle avoidance. 🤯🔭 Translation: “Yo, I won’t smash into your grandma’s car while flying over the park.” And can we talk about GESTURE CONTROLS? 🙌✋ The drone’s like, "You want me to take selfies? Just wave your hands like you’re in a TikTok dance-off!" No cap, but if I see someone cranking out selfies like a dance challenge, I'm crying 🥺💃! *DJI says*: “We figured out how to make it faster! Like your ex when she saw your new girlfriend. Now it darts at nearly 27 MPH! 💨 Revenge, anyone? 😂💔* But here’s the tea: You gotta change your location settings to Hong Kong/China to see this lit tech! 🧐 Does DJI want us to play hide and seek with their specs? 🤔👀 🔥👽 In a wild prediction: Next year’s model will literally have a TikTok algorithm embedded into it. Can’t wait for the “Drone Fails Compilation” to get a 1 billion views! 🎥😂 #TechChaos #DroneSeason #LMAO