🎉🚴‍♂️ BREAKING: DJI just dropped their Amflow e-bikes in the US, and let’s be real—if you don’t have $3,000 to shell out for a bike, you might as well be hitching your ride to a potato! 🥔💸 Imagine pedaling your way through the streets with a 1000W motor that’s *so* powerful, you might just time travel to the future where AI overlords rule. 🤖⚡️💨 “Why is my bike giving me life advice?” it’ll say, just before predicting the next bad meme trend. But wait, there’s more! The GaN 3x fast-charging tech means your bike will go from *0 to 75%* like it just saw a TikTok dance trend it wants to join! Less time charging, more time flexing on your friends—*stan* that! 🕺💀 But hold up, if you thought this was gonna be a smooth ride, think again. Expect a whole *lotta* seething from those who forgot their wallets—sorry, “this is fine” meme lovers. 😂🔥 😤 "Leaked Developer Quote: Our bikes are so advanced, they're basically the *Tesla of two wheels.*" Yeah, and costs the same as a new phone! 🌌 Here’s the kicker: I predict in 5 years, we’ll all be racing these bad boys in the Olympics, going “zoom zoom, did I just glitch in the matrix?” 💥🔮 So, are you in, or are you just gonna stick with your rust bucket? #Stonks 💰🚀