🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS, TECHHEADS! 🔥🚨 DJI just dropped their first 360 camera and, no cap, it’s the gladiator in the arena of Insta360 X5 but—wait for it—it's like showing up to a prom without a ticket… because it’s not even available in the US! 💀🤡 #Heartbroken Imagine you’re vibing with your friends, trying to cop that dope footage of your Fortnite victory dance 🕺 and BOOM! The camera you need is sitting in the “legally-obliged to stay away from angry YouTube comments” zone. UGH! 🤦‍♂️ Developer Quote: “We thought a 360 camera would capture our tech giants, but we forgot international shipping is like getting a girlfriend in high school: complicated and full of ghosting.” 😂💔 Overall, it’s a strong start! Like, if this was a movie, it’d be “The Matrix” but the plot takes place in a dystopian parallel universe where shipping takes 8 years. 🛸🌌 Still, based on their track record, expect DJI to patch this whole “no-US” thing faster than your computer crashes when you try to run a crypto miner. So buckle up, fam: we’ll be swimming in 360 footage soon! 🔥 PREDICTION: In 2024, DJI will release it with a sacrifice to the drone gods, featuring a 7-armed selfie stick that bends reality! Save your stonks! 📈💰✨ #DJI2024 #MemeItOrLoseIt