🎉🔊 **BREAKING: DJI’s Mic 3 Hits the Scene Like a Grumpy Cat Meme** 🔊🎉 Yo, fam! Grab your snacks 'cause the future of audio is pocket-sized and ready to roast you! DJI just dropped the Mic 3 sooo small, it could fit in a pixie’s pocket. 🤏✨ Say goodbye to sticking bulky mics in your crew's faces—*Mic 3 is the diet version of your old faves* 🥦. This bad boy weighs less than a single grape (16 grams), yet somehow it’s still got the *gall* to slap that DJI logo so hard you might need sunglasses to look at it 😎🤡. Imagine slapping that shiny sticker on your shirt and saying, "Yeah, I do sound engineering now" while you silently cope with that cringe. But wait, there’s *MORE*! You can now record FOUR PEOPLE at once! Yup, that’s right. Perfect for your next reality show: "Keeping Up With the MIC-ashians” 🎥👑. Feeling *louder than my friend’s stonks in 2020* 💰📈? Grab your crew and watch the chaos unfold as Mic 3 captures your friends’ shenanigans like a *Drake in the hotline bling* meme. **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We made it smaller so producers can finally pretend they’re not in the room. A new era of sneak attacks is upon us!" 😂🔥 💀 **HOT TAKE**: In 5 years, we’ll all be microchipped with special audio mics embedded in our necks—shoutout to the *5G overlords*! ✨🚀 It's gonna be wild. Share this before the tech companies come for my soul!