🚨✨ BREAKING DRONE DRAMA: DJI IS FIGHTING FOR ITS LIFE LIKE IT’S IN A FINAL BOSS BATTLE! 🎮💀 Listen up, fam! DJI, the overlord of the drone kingdom 🦅, is staring down the barrel of a 2025 deadline that’s more intense than your 8 AM coffee run ☕💥. They're over here with a 70% grip on the US drone market, but the lobbying game? 🤦‍♂️ Yeah, it’s floppier than a fish out of water! 🐟💔 Reports say their lobbying efforts are about as effective as a brick in an air fryer 🍟💣. Like, come on DJI, pick it up! 😤 Meanwhile, Congress is over there like: 🎤 "DJI, bro, we get it, but have you thought about *not* being a Chinese company? 🤔" 🙄 "But...but...drone selfies!" *seethes in Mandarin.* 👀💥 While the drones are soaring in the skies, the lobbyists are crashing harder than a Windows 95 PC! 💻⛔ You know what they say: when life gives you lemons, make *geopolitical tensions* 🍋🌍, am I right? 🔥🔥 Hot take: in 2 years, we'll all be flying drones made of leftover pizza because #SupportLocal 🍕🚀. So buckle up, because if you thought TikTok dances were chaotic, wait until you see DJI’s next move! 💃💸 #DroneWars #SeetheAndCope