🚁💔 BREAKING: DJI's dreams of being the #1 drone supplier in the neighborhood just got sent to the Shadow Realm! A judge just slammed the gavel so hard, it shook the entire drone universe! 🔨💥 So check it: DJI, the beloved Chinese tech giant 🐉 was all like, "We're NOT a military company!" while Uncle Sam was like, “Bet.” The Department of Defense hit the company with the "CEASE AND DESIST FROM SENDING DRONES TO THE GROUND" card. Apparently, their drones are a little too friendly with the military to be just chilling in your backyard. 😳🚁💨 In the epic court saga that’s giving me major “This is Fine” vibes, Judge Paul Friedman stated that just because DJI has a no-fly list for military use doesn’t mean they get a free pass – "It’s like saying I can have a pet bear as long as it listens to me." 🐻💔 Leaked quotes from DJI developers are like: "*We just wanted to make the world a better place, but I guess uncle Sam wants our tech to go full Robocop instead...*” 🤖💀 So what’s next? My hot take: DJI’s gonna pivot to making “peace drones” that only play sad music while making TikToks. 🕺🔥 STONKS DOWN baby! 📉💰 #RIPDJI #DroneWarsAreReal