🚨 BREAKING NEWS: You Can Now Make Your Own Wordle Puzzles! 🚨 Ladies and gents, get ready to unlock your inner puzzle overlord like it's 2099 in a meme-filled dystopia! 🤖💀 The New York Times just dropped a nuclear bomb on our brains with a *Wordle Creation Tool*! 💣🔥 And let me tell you—if you thought annoying your friends was already a full-time job, welcome to your *side gig* 💪📈—NO CAP! Rumor has it, one developer was overheard saying, “Forget *making* friends; I'm here to *make* enemies with the hardest 4-7 letter words I can think of! 👀💀” Imagine your Aunt Karen trying to guess “qubit” at the Thanksgiving dinner table—now that’s some premium content, right there! Stonks! 📈😏 You’ll get a unique URL to unleash your puzzle on the unfortunate souls in your life, no subscription required! Like Drake pointing—“Do you want to guess a Wordle or do you wanna seethe?” 🚀🤡 And if you’re not creating a *highly intellectual* puzzle with words like “crypt” or “fluff” 🤔, what are you even doing!? Brace yourself; holiday gatherings are about to become war zones of wit 🥊🎄! 🔮🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, crypto and Wordle merge into a NFT-Wordle metaverse! Someone’s grandma is gonna guess “blockchain” and accidentally DERAIL THE ECONOMY. 💰💥