🔥🎭 **BREAKING: META's NEW VR HEADSET IS LITERALLY CALLED TIRAMISU 🤡💀** 🎭🔥 So, lemme get this straight: Meta just dropped a VR prototype called *Tiramisu*? 🍰 Is Zuckerberg trying to butter us up before he serves us a slice of cringe? 😂 Fr fr, I can already see it—"Hands-On" with Tiramisu sounds like a new TikTok challenge where you try VR while eating dessert. Spoiler: it ends with you covered in chocolate and crying. Our boy David Heaney went to SIGGRAPH 2025 to dive hands-on (probably got sticky fingers too). What’s the scoop? This baby supposedly has “beyond-retinal” resolution. Like, my WASP of a brain can't even process that! That’s right, folks, while we're all living in 720p hell, Meta’s serving us 4K pixels that are so bright they might just blind you. But wait—narrow field of view? 🙃 GG, you’ll feel like you’re staring through a cardboard tube. 💰 Leaked quote from a Meta dev: "We're basically just following the stonks trend of making something look good while giving you a bad experience. No cap!" 😂 👽 Hot take: Tiramisu will drive us all to a digital breakdown. You heard it here first! Meta's gonna crash VR parties, and our brains will be the collateral damage! Get ready to see all your friends in high-res but still be bored out of your mind! *This is fine* 🔥💔