🚨💸 *BREAKING*: Divergent Technologies just snatched $290 MIL to keep the tech bros fed and happy! 🍽️💰👀 They’re now worth $2.3 BILLION. That’s right folks, the only thing higher than their valuation is your WiFi’s ping! 🚀💨 👨‍💻 *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, with $290M, our next plan is just to buy a time machine and go back to sell NFTs.” 💀😂 With Rochefort Asset Management leading the charge, you KNOW they’re just swimming in cash like Scrooge McDuck 🦆💵 while the rest of us are out here coping with student loans and avocado toast. 😩🥑 Let’s break this down: 250 mil in equity and 40 mil in debt—sounds like they’re just treating their finances like a teenager treats their credit card! 🔥💳 *Drake pointing*: This is the moment the "Manufacturing Revolution™" is officially out here flexin' like it's gym day at the stock market 🏋️‍♂️📈. Remember folks: investing in tech is like dating; it can be a total disaster, but sometimes you get lucky and score a freakin’ billionaire. 💔💎 🔥🔥 *Unhinged prediction*: By 2025, Divergent’s gonna be so big they’ll be manufacturing *actual time machines* to jump to the moon 🚀. Because if you’re not investing in the future, you’re just a stonks-buying boomer 🤡💀! **#TechTimeWarp**