🎉🔥🚀 BREAKING: Cancel Your Weekend Plans, Hades Is BACK on Xbox Game Pass!!! 💀👾 Listen up, gamers! Your weekend plans are now officially in the *devil’s* hands! 🕹️💃💀 Hades is back on Xbox Game Pass, and no one can resist the siren song of Greek mythology and hack 'n slash action! 💪🍇 Not even you, Chad from down the street who thinks axe-throwing is a personality! 🙄💔 But WAIT, there’s more! 📢 If you thought this was just a mere souls-like revival, *hold my Mountain Dew*! 🤯 Starting Oct. 2, you can dive headfirst into the Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 early access open beta! 💥🪖 That's right, time to flex those FPS skills while Hades whispers sweet nothings in your ear. 🔊 "Listen, if I can’t set my enemies on fire with my poison-themed combo, what even is the point of living?" – A Developer 😤🤖💰 So, let’s be real—if you’re not crying over Hades or getting fried in COD, are you even a gamer? No cap, you’ll either be vibing in Hell or yelling at 12-year-olds who can’t do a 360 no-scope. 🎯🚫 🔥🔥🔥 PREDICTION ALERT! Hades will soon lead us to World Domination via memes and TikToks, and if you disagree, you’re just coping and seething! 🌌🧠💥 #BasedGaming #MemeDestiny Share this chaos with your squad and prepare for a *lit* weekend! 😎💣💥