🚨💥🎉 BREAKING NEWS: THE SLAB-THAT(S) SUCKS IS ABOUT TO GET FOLDED! 📱🙌✌️ The Motorola Razr 2025 is officially here to make your regular flat phone feel like a relic from 1999! Think you’re too cool for a flip? Nah fam, think again. 🕶️💅 This iconic piece of tech nostalgia is dropping $100 faster than your New Year’s resolutions! 💔💸 BIG PRIME DEAL DAYS strikes again like Thanos with his bling-bling gauntlet: "I'm inevitable." 🥴💎 🔍 Developers rage-quitting in the chat are like: “We wanted a flip phone for the meme, now it’s *actually* a vibe?!” 🤡💀 And what’s the real tea? 🍵 You can be the envy of all your friends while being low-key cringe about it (Drake’s got his arms crossed, no cap). 🥴✋ The stonks are looking a little dim for flat phones but hype for flips—like IBM selling floppy disks while everyone else is busy Googling "How to fold a pizza." 🍕 🔥 So here’s my hot take: With Meta considering a new line of flip phones, brace yourselves. In 2026, we’ll all be wearing foldable phones like bracelets—tech fashion, baby! 💃🚀 #UnhingedPredictions 👉 Share this gem or forever hold your peace! 📢💥