🚨📺🎉 BREAKING: Disney just pulled a *Mickey Mouse move* and said, “NO MORE SUBSCRIBER NUMBERS!” 🤡💀💔 That's right, folks! The House of Mouse is going full *Drake pointing* meme on those pesky stats, and I'm not here for it! In their latest earnings call, CEO Bob Iger and CFO Hugh Johnston were like, “Subscriber counts are SO last season. We’re vibing with new media trends instead! 🌊😎” 🤖💥 Uh, okay, but are we also vibing with the lack of transparency? *Cough cough* This feels like the tech version of "This is fine." 🔥🔥 And can we just talk about how Disney is following Netflix’s *flop* footsteps? 🤦‍♂️ Both are out here treating subscriber counts like that one friend who keeps forgetting their wallet—always there, but kinda useless. Stonks down, fam! 💸🚀 One *leaked* insider even said, "Honestly, we're just trying to make banks on ads and hopped-up nostalgia. Who cares about numbers?" Like, fr fr, aren't we all just here to watch the next 87 reboots of childhood classics? 😂 Hot take: Disney will eventually reinvent itself as a video-game streaming service featuring old cartoons and ads for overpriced merchandise. Trust me, I’m seeing the future of cringe right now. 🎮💸💥 #DisneyLandsInTheGutter