
Disney's like, "Hold my Mickey ears, watch me make you angrier 💀💸 #DisneyPlusPriceHike"
🔥🎉 HOLD UP, EVERYONE! Disney just flipped the script on us like a pancake at brunch! 🥞💔 In a historic plot twist worthy of a Marvel movie (except this one’s just as bad as that last Thor), they’re hitting us with a Disney+ price hike! 😱💸 As of October 21st, it's time to open your wallets wider than Goofy’s jaw when he’s trying to eat an entire hot dog! 🌭 The “ad-supported” plan? $10? Nah fam, it’s getting jacked to $12! And if you’ve been vibin’ with the ad-free life? That’s going from $16 to a whopping $19! 🤑 Can we get a “this is fine” meme happening in here? 🤡🔥 🤖 *Leaked conversation from a Disney exec:* “Hey, guys, we’ve already angered half the planet with our last 10 remakes. Let’s just make everything more expensive 😈.” 🐭 *Mickey Mouse in the background:* “Oh boy, they’ll pay for nostalgia… right?” *Drake pointing to nostalgia* 🥴 Honestly, as this price hike sends you spiraling into existential dread, remember: Disney is just flexing its power like Thanos with all the Infinity Stones. 💪💥 And here’s my wild prediction: Disney is gonna drop a pay-per-view of Mickey’s emotional breakdown when subscribers start ghosting them faster than Sonic the Hedgehog 🏃♂️💨. Who’s in? 🍿💀 #Disney+Gouging #TheMouseIsBack
