🎢💀🎉 **BREAKING: Disney Parks Are Gearing Up for the Spookiest TRAVESTY of the Year!** 🎃💫 Hold on to your mouse ears, fam! 👂👀 Halloween is hitting *non-stop* at Disneyland, but not before they CRANK UP the drama with an expansion that'll have you saying, "Is this Disney or an M. Night Shyamalan plot twist?" 🤯👻 70 years of magic and they still can’t figure out how to not make us cry in line? This is fine. 🔥🧙‍♂️ Meanwhile, Disney World is just out here flexing shiny new rides and lands like they’re the stonks 🔥📈 of theme parks! “Oh, you want a new lounge? Starbucks isn’t cutting it? Here’s a *Cinderella-themed cocktail*, you basic!” 🍸✨ 🗣️ Leaked Developer Quote: “We just threw in a few more fireworks and called it innovation. LOL!” 🤡 And here’s the tea ☕: If you think your wallet is safe, lemme hit you with this fact—Disney is the real-life Thanos; they’re collecting ALL your cash to just snap more rides into existence. 💰💍 ⚡️**Hot Take Alert**: In 2024, expect a ride that’s literally just a line simulator where you stand for two hours and then get a churro. IT’S GONNA SLAP. 🚀🤖💥 #DisneylandMadness #BoredomBeGone✨