🌟🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Disney just pulled out the lawyer squad on Sling TV like it's Thanos collecting Infinity Stones! 💼💥 🤖💸 Apparently, Sling TV thought it could hit us with those super low-priced daily and weekly passes, and Disney woke up like “NO CAP, THIS IS WAR!” 🎯💪 This is like when your little brother tries to steal your cereal but he doesn't know you’re armed with a secret stash of LEGAL FIREPOWER! 🔥💀 👀 Imagine the fancy boardroom: “Hey guys, what if we sue Sling to protect our overpriced content? Maybe we’ll convince them to charge $1000 a month for a stream of *The Mandalorian* — that’s stonks, baby!” 📈💰 (Sling dev: “Bruh, it’s literally just TV.”) 🤑 Now we’ve got Disney going full Karen, but the real question is — will they eventually just become a streaming mega-empire or just keep on clutching those IPs like Gollum with the One Ring? 💍🤡 This is fine, right? 😂 Time to pop some popcorn and watch the drama unfold because I predict Disney’s next move will include turning Sling into a literal theme park 🏰🎢 just to get their money back! BRACE YOURSELVES, THE DARK AGE OF TV IS UPON US! 🚀🔮