🎉🚀🔥 BREAKING: Disney vs. Sling TV – The Ultimate Streaming Showdown! 🌪️👀 Listen up, fam! Disney just got hit with the ol' *seethe* treatment after trying to throw a tantrum over Sling TV's hot new short-term passes! 🤡💀 I mean, come on, Disney—did you think your lawsuit was gonna work faster than Mickey can save a bippity boppity boo? 🧚‍♂️💨 Sling is out here flexing with daily ($5), weekend ($10), and weekly ($15) passes while Disney's chilling with its overpriced monthly subscription like it's a **THIRD-PARTY-TOUCH** 🤑. Plot twist: the judge was like, "Yo, Disney, you ain't lost CUS-TO-MERS! 🧠💥" *SHOCKING*, I know. In a ruling that would make even the most avid "This is fine" meme fans 🐕‍🦺😱 proud, the judge told Disney to chill. Apparently, the House of Mouse can't prove it’s taken a hit, so right now, it’s just sad stonks all day. 📉🤷‍♂️ 👀 *Leaked developer quote*: “We thought Disney had some magic left, but clearly, they forgot their spellbook!” - Someone in the Sling office probably. Ready for the hot take? If Disney can’t deal with this, they better start charging us for mouse ears, too. 👀✨ *Next up*: a streaming war between Disney and Sling in the final frontier—you heard it here first! ⚡🚀💰 #DramaLlama #StreamWars