🎉📈💔 STOP EVERYTHING! Disney Plus just pulled a *thanos snap* and decided to raise prices AGAIN like they’re serving up a 5-star meal at a fast-food joint. 🍔💰 Starting October 21st, get ready to pay $11.99/month for the "Nostalgia with Ads" plan and a whopping $18.99/month for the “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!!” no-ads plan. 😱🔥 Don't even get me started on the annual subscription—$189.99! That’s basically a mortgage for a house made of nostalgia! 🏰😩 Developer Quote (leaked): "I don't understand how they think they can keep squeezing customers like a lemon at a frat party. 🤯🍋" Meanwhile, Disney is out here reminiscing about the good ol' days when subscriptions were just $6.99. Like, BRO 🤦‍♂️! That was a 2019 vibe, and the only thing nostalgia’s gonna get you now is an empty wallet and a new award for *50 Shades of Greed.* 💸🔥 So what’s the meme-storm conclusion? THIS IS FINE 🌈🔥. *You’ll pay it because you wanna binge-watch Obi-Wan’s TikTok dances.* 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Disney will launch a “pay-per-sigh” plan, where you pay a fee for every time you think fondly of how cheap it USED to be. No cap. 🤡💀💥 #Stonks