"Disney Plus going full Thanos: one app to rule them all ๐๐ฅ Bye-bye Hulu, we hardly knew ya! ๐๐"
๐จ๐ฅ๐ CALLING ALL STREAMING GEEKS! Disney has spoken, and lemme tell you, theyโre out here plotting the ultimate merger of epic proportions ๐ฑ โ they wanna take Hulu, shove it into Disney Plus, and call it a day! ๐ It's a Disney+Hulu Voltron moment! ๐๐ค In a recent earnings call, CEO Bob "I Used to Be a Rebel" Iger dropped more shades than a solar eclipse. ๐ When asked about Hulu's future, my dude looked like he just saw an angry mob of Marvel fans: "Uhh... letโs not talk about that?" ๐คก๐ช That's corporate speak for "Weโre about to yeet that app into oblivion!" ๐ So get ready, fam! This โunified experienceโ means all those Hulu bangers are gonna crash the Disney party like that one friend who shows up at your house and eats all your snacks. ๐๐ง I mean, whatโs next? An app where animated princesses recommend TRUE CRIME documentaries? This is fine ๐๐ฅ And letโs be real, if youโre still paying for Hulu in 2024, no cap, youโre either living in a simulation or need to re-evaluate your life choices. Stonks of confusion ๐ซ๐ฐ. Mark my words: Weโll be witnessing the birth of Disney's Grand Unified Streaming Theory. The next Star Wars? Nah, the real plot twist is watching Hulu get canceled in real-time! ๐ฎ๐ Stay tuned, or you might end up as a meme yourself! ๐ฌ๐จ
