🚨🎥💀 CALLING ALL STREAMING GEEKS! Disney has spoken, and lemme tell you, they’re out here plotting the ultimate merger of epic proportions 😱 — they wanna take Hulu, shove it into Disney Plus, and call it a day! 🚀 It's a Disney+Hulu Voltron moment! 💖🤖 In a recent earnings call, CEO Bob "I Used to Be a Rebel" Iger dropped more shades than a solar eclipse. 🌒 When asked about Hulu's future, my dude looked like he just saw an angry mob of Marvel fans: "Uhh... let’s not talk about that?" 🤡🪓 That's corporate speak for "We’re about to yeet that app into oblivion!" 💀 So get ready, fam! This “unified experience” means all those Hulu bangers are gonna crash the Disney party like that one friend who shows up at your house and eats all your snacks. 🍕🧁 I mean, what’s next? An app where animated princesses recommend TRUE CRIME documentaries? This is fine 😂🔥 And let’s be real, if you’re still paying for Hulu in 2024, no cap, you’re either living in a simulation or need to re-evaluate your life choices. Stonks of confusion 🚫💰. Mark my words: We’ll be witnessing the birth of Disney's Grand Unified Streaming Theory. The next Star Wars? Nah, the real plot twist is watching Hulu get canceled in real-time! 🔮👀 Stay tuned, or you might end up as a meme yourself! 😬🚨