🔥🚀 HOLD THE PHONE, SPARKLE FAM! 🎬💸 Disney just got served a cold plate of "NOPE" in the court of "GIVE ME MY PASS!" 🍕⚖️ Yep, your fave cartoon empire tried to hit Sling TV with a lawsuit over their one-day cable passes, and spoiler alert: The judge was like, “Nah, fam.” 💀 🍿👀 *BREAKING NEWS: Disney’s empire is crumbling faster than my hopes and dreams when I see the latest Marvel movie! 💔* According to Judge Arun Subramanian (who honestly should be the new Avengers director), Disney couldn’t prove Sling’s $4.99 day pass is doing more damage than a toddler with a crayon on a white wall. 🤡💥 Like, did they forget their own cartoons are literally everywhere? But wait, there’s more! 🎉 In a totally real leaked convo, an anonymous Disney developer said: "We thought Sling was our cousin. Turns out, it's just that funky uncle we avoid at family gatherings. 😬🤷‍♂️" **Hot Take Alert! 🚨** Disney is about to drop a monthly subscription for a subscription to access their subscription, and the stonks will be *BUZZING* 🚀📈! WHO LET THIS HAPPEN?! 🐐💀 #DisneyCrisis2023 #SlingItLikeItsHot Share this chaos, fam! You know you wanna! 🤖💯