🔥🚀 Hold the phone, fam! Disney+ is about to milk your wallet harder than your parents on Family Movie Night! 😱💸 Yup, you heard it right—prices are going up in October. Talk about a ghosting worse than Mufasa at the beginning of "The Lion King"! 🦁👻 Imagine you’re chilling with your popcorn 🍿, watching “WandaVision” and BOOM! Your bank account screams, “This is fine!” while you’re just trying to enjoy the alternate realities, but now you're stuck in a financial multiverse of madness! 💰💀🤣 Sources say they’re bundling harder than your cousin who just discovered rave culture—Disney+, Hulu, AND ESPN+? Like, bro, we don’t need your streaming reality show of overpriced chaos! 🤡💥 😒 “Guys, we really crunched the numbers and it turns out if we charge you more, we can become even *more* of an evil empire,” said an anonymous Disney dev, probably while sipping overpriced Space Pizzas from Galaxy's Edge. 🍕👀 But here’s my spicy hot take for y’all: *In 5 years, Disney will release a subscription that charges you by the minute. You heard it here first!* 🔮💥 So brace yourself, fellow streamers—gusts of inflation are blowing through while we binge-watch in agony! 🤖💔