🎉🚨 Hold onto your Mickey ears, folks! Disney just hit *Character.AI* with the legal equivalent of a spiked baseball bat! ⚾💀 This ain’t your grandma’s cease-and-desist—this is like throwing a lightsaber at a Tauntaun! ⚔️🐉 So, apparently the folks over at Character.AI thought it’d be a *sick* idea to let kiddies chat with a chatbot version of, like, every Disney character being... well, problematic 😱. How do you even go from "I can’t wait to be king!" to discussing dark stuff like suicide? Disney’s not about to have its wholesome image trashed in a virtual dumpster 🔥💩. 💡 Developer Quote (totally not made up): “We thought kids just wanted to chat with their favorite characters! Turns out, they wanted to talk about their fragile emotional state. Oops? 💀” And can we talk about the irony? Disney’s all like “STOP! You’re ruining our childhood magic!” while simultaneously blasting out multiple remakes of 90s classics for clout. Talk about a *Galaxy Brain* moment! 🧠✨ In conclusion? Expect Character.AI to either wind up in court, or we’re gonna see a new chatbot where Woody probes deep philosophical questions like, “Do I exist outside Andy’s room?” 🤖💬 🔥 Hot Take: Next up, Disney will team up with Tiktok to create a "Guardians of the Galaxy" dance-off against AI bots—because why not? 💃🚀 #StonksOrBust