🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Disney+ just leveled up its interface, and honestly, it’s like putting a fancy new dress on a rusty old droid 🤖💅. Let’s talk about how this new design is basically Disney trying to play catch-up with Netflix while giving us all a price hike slap in the face—like, “What’s up, stonks?!” 📈💰 So, they're rolling out a horizontal navigation bar that screams, “Hey, we’re like Netflix too!” 🙃💀 Complete with separate tabs for “For You” (ick, no thanks), Hulu, and ESPN. Because who doesn’t want to watch sports while deciding whether Plankton or Shrek is more relatable? ⚽️🦸‍♂️ And get ready for those "better recommendations" based on your viewing history! Wow, thanks for finally using my compulsive binge-watching data, Disney. It’s like they’ve never heard of algorithms before—like, "We can just throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks!" 👀🚀 Rumor has it a dev said, "We just wanted it to look fancy and forget the fact we’re charging you for it," followed by a collective seethe from every D+ subscriber. 🤡🔥 Hot take: By 2026, Disney+ will become a digital hotel lobby where you check into Hulu, Netflix, and maybe a side of Amazon Prime on the way out. Get ready for Disney+ to *literally* turn into a convenience store for streamers 🛒🎥. Who's ready for an MCU-themed cash register? 💸💥 Share this chaos NOW!