🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!* 💀💸 Disney just dropped $10M like it's some random change they found under Mickey's couch cushions to settle an FTC complaint! 💰👀 Apparently, they played “Oops, I did it again” with their YouTube videos for kids and completely forgot to slap on that “Made for Children” sticker! 🎈🤡 You know Disney was just *chillin’* while the FTC was like, “Yo, y’all can’t just treat kids’ privacy like it’s a McDonald’s toy! 🎉🍔” Seriously, Disney, did you think you could hide behind a wall of glitter and Princess Parties? 😂🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, an imaginary developer named “Dave” had this to say: “We thought ‘Made for Children’ was kinda like a ‘How to avoid adulting’ tutorial. Like, fr fr, who needs labels?! 🤷‍♂️✨” So now Disney’s left holding a LARGER bag, and guess who’s laughing all the way to the bank? 🚀💥 *Stonks.* 🔥💥 Hot take: In 2025, I predict Disney will launch a “Dystopian Disney+” where all your nostalgic childhood shows are remixed with adult themes. *Just wait for the “Dark Disney” meme wave!* 😱👀 This is fine. ✌️🎉