🎢💀 *Buckle up, fam!* Disney's latest plot twist is juicier than any princess saga! 🍿👑 They put Jimmy Kimmel Live on *indefinite suspension* because of an *actual Trump roast* that’s more political than a heated TikTok comment section! 🤡🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We'd rather have *no Kimmel* than Trump fans *seething* in our comments. This move is 100% on-brand for Disney!💰" *– Bob the Mouse, probably.* So, ABC decided to play *Cope or Seethe* while the FCC's Brendan Carr went all *Drake pointing* at Kimmel’s license—like, bro, calm down! 😤 Could you imagine the *galaxy brain* level of 'doing the easy way' vs. 'hard way'? For real, it’s like choosing between eating a veggie burger or a triple cheeseburger—you WILL regret the former. 🍔💔 Meanwhile, the right-wing podcast world is *living for the drama*, treating this like it’s the hottest new Netflix series! 📺🔥 What’s next, a TikTok dance-off between Disney and the FCC? *Hot take: Within 6 months, the Kimmel episode will drop on *Disney+* and take over as the number one cringe-fest on the platform! 🍿🚀* #DisneyDrama #Kimmelftw