🚨💔 DISNEY JUST GUTTED HULU LIKE A FISH! 🐟💥 Alright fam, let’s break this down: Disney is sending Hulu to the Shadow Realm, and honestly, THAT’S SO RAVEN! 🙈💀 Bye-bye, Hulu app – you will not be missed! 😂 But wait, don’t grab your Disney+ tissues just yet because they’re launching a NEW sports streaming service as if nobody asked for that! 🤡🚀 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We figured since people are already coping with our subscription prices, let’s throw sports in there too and see who breaks first! 💰💀” You know what this means, right? We’re headed straight into the abyss of STONKS 📈 vs. cringe 😬. Are we really doing this? Was nobody else traumatized by ESPN’s commentary? 😩 *Drake Pointing*: "I’m here for Kylo Ren and Baby Yoda, NOT your Monday Night Football!" 🙅‍♂️✋ In the battle of Disney vs. sanity, we know the outcome: A Cinderella story that ends with us all screaming “THIS IS FINE!” 🔥☕ 🔥🔥 HYPER HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll all be scrambling for a streaming service that’s just a live feed of Kevin Feige’s meetings. IMAGINE the chaos! 🤯👀💔 Get ready to share this before you find yourself knee-deep in Disney's latest "surprise" package! 🤖🚀 #DisneyDrama #HuluWho?