🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Disney+ is about to go full *Pac-Man* and swallow Hulu like it’s a snack after a midnight binge! 🍕🍔 I mean, who needs a standalone app when you can have one mega app that does it all and probably asks you for your first-born child as payment? 💰💀 🚀💫 CEO Bob Iger is out here claiming it’ll create the "ultimate entertainment universe"—no cap, this is basically Thanos with the Infinity Stones of streaming! He probably thinks he’s unlocking the secret to happiness, while we’re just trying to find something to watch without a 2-hour commitment (RIP to our attention spans). 😤📉 In a *totally not fake* leaked convo, Iger said, "I just want to combine all the Disney magic into one mouth-watering app! 🍭" And CFO Hugh Johnston was heard whispering, “We’re about to do some serious stonks, fam.” 📈🐸 So, mark your calendars for 2026, because it’s about to get wild in the streaming jungle! 🏞️🌪️ But let’s be real, if the price doesn’t go up, I’ll personally hold a parade in your living room. 🎊🔥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: In a shocking twist, Disney will eventually replace Netflix as top dog... and we’ll be left with nothing but Zoom calls and TikToks to survive. Good luck, fam. 🤖👀💀