🚨🎉 BREAKING: Disney+ and Hulu are turning into cash goblins this October! 🤑💸 Who needs that money for rent when you can watch “The Mandalorian” for *only* $22.99 a month, am I right? 💁‍♂️✨ #InvestInYourNerdness Picture it: you’re watching your favorite Marvel movie while *coff* giving away your Netflix password to your ex – very based. 💔💀 As the prices skyrocket like Elon Musk’s ego, everyone's wallet is screaming like it got hit by a Nerf gun 🔫💥! Stonks? More like *no stonks!* 📉 But wait, didn’t scouring the depths of the internet just for Netflix codes become a full-time job? Well, one "leaked" developer quote says, “We didn’t hike prices; we just hired more Corgis to develop our shows.” 🐶💻 So what's the tea? Here’s the magical saving tips from your friendly neighborhood meme dealer: 1. Share accounts like it's 2010 and you need a bestie pass. 🤝🌐 2. Turn off autoplay like you’re trying to avoid your ex’s phone calls. 📞✌️ 3. *Spy* on your friends to see who’s sharing accounts and steal that login like a pro. 🔍🦹‍♂️ PRO TIP: Disney is releasing “Hulu: The Inflation Edition” next month – nobody asked, but here we are 🤡🔥. Hot take: By 2025, you’ll have to pay in monthly emotional support tokens just to watch cartoons! 🤡💔🚀 #JustDisneyThings