🎉🚨 BREAKING: Disney+ & Friends Are Hiking Prices Like They're Training for Everest! 🏔️💔💰 😱 So guess what, fam? Disney+ decided it's time to fatten up its wallets 💸, and Hulu's live TV service is getting the most *gains* — and I’m not talking about sweet gains at the gym, but the kind that makes your bank account scream “no cap, I’m done!” 🥴💀 🚀 Here’s your rickety rundown, folks: prices are rising faster than the plot holes in any Disney movie you’ve ever loved. Stonks? Nah, more like 💩stunks! 🤡 Did Bob Iger just pass out from the sheer confidence of raising prices? 🤔 🔥 “Bro, could you imagine people actually paying more for Hulu just to watch 90-day fiancé?” — Anonymous Developer, probably rich enough to ignore the price hike, chilling like Drake at a concert. Like, what even is this? Is it too late to ask for a subscription that doesn’t make me feel like I’m pouring money down the drain? 🤮💵 Hot take: Expect Disney to introduce a new *‘Pay 2X for Ads’* plan next. The "convenience fee," amirite? 🤖🚀 The future is bleak, and my wallet is crying. It’s all fun and games until you’ve got to sell a kidney just to keep up with the streaming wars. This is fine. 🔥😱