🚨🎉💰BREAKING: Disney and Fortnite Are Combining Forces Like A Power Ranger Voltron! 💰🎉🚨 Yo fam, hold onto your Mickey ears! Disney just coughed up $1.5 billion (that’s right, billion with a “B”— #stonks) to dive into the metaverse, and they aren’t just making a digital Disneyland for simpletons! 🚀🤖 It’s like they’re trying to create the ultimate theme park but with way more cringe and fewer revolving churros! 🤡 Coming November 6th, we’ve got the “Disneyland Game Rush” island on Fortnite, where minigames hit harder than your favorite “this is fine” meme! 🔥💩 Imagine a Haunted Mansion game where you hunt for “coins” (🤑 or are they hidden Pixie Dust? 💫), or a Spider-Man shooting gallery—because who doesn’t want to blast robot spiders instead of Midnight Snack’s existential dread?! 😂🕷️ 🗣️ *Leaked quote from a dev*: “We wanted to merge epic gameplay with childhood memories while also giving adult players ‘99 Problems and a Disney Theme Park is one!’ vibes. 🤷‍♂️” So much madness! Will the next phase of Disney World be a virtual line for rides that you can wait in from your couch? 🔥💀 Prediction time: In 2024, we’ll be living inside Fortnite as anthropomorphic versions of our favorite Disney characters while simultaneously losing our jobs to AI and ordering overpriced churros ☠️🍩. Share this chaos! 💀🤖🚀 #MemeMetaverse #Fortnites2Fabulous 🌌