🚨🔥STOP THE PRESS! DISNEY+ JUST HIT THE "RAISE PRICES" BUTTON AGAIN! 💸💔💀 Yo, fam, did you think your Disney+ subscription would just chill at 7.99 like a kid on the couch watching *Dinosaur Train*? 😤 NO CAP! They're straight-up raising prices like they’re training for the Olympics of price gouging. 🥇💰 So here’s the tea ☕: Disney+ is about to make your wallet feel like a dinosaur just stomped on it—ESPN, Hulu, and HBO Max aren’t safe either! 💀👀 It’s like they’re saying, "Stonks go up! Your bills? Nah, they can go to the *Moon*!" 🚀🌕 A "leaked" developer chat recently revealed: 👤 Dev1: "Why do we keep raising prices?" 👤 Dev2: "Because we can, and people will pay. *Seethe and cope, baby!*" Cringe, right? 😳 Between price hikes and Disney's relentless need to own your childhood memories, I’m just glad I’m too broke to afford therapy! 😭 So, what’s next? 👀 I predict in two months, they’ll be bundling Disney+ with a personal psychic to predict whether you'll be able to pay your rent after the next hike. 👽💰 What’s the vibe? SHARE this hot mess and let’s see if we can start a price-hike resistance, or at least a meme page! 🤡💥🔥