🎉💥 BREAKING: Disney+ about to get a glow-up that'll make Cinderella's fairy godmother look like she just threw some filter on Insta! 🤡✨ Forget pumpkin carriages; we’re talking about a WHOLE new app redesign that’s about to turn your binge-watching into a *whole* new level of chaos! 🚀📺 💡💸 According to some super legit, totally-not-made-up sources *cough*, a Disney dev was like, “We’re merging Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN because, let’s be real, who *doesn’t* want to watch ‘Mickey Mouse Clubhouse’ while also checking scores from the NBA finals?” 🏀📉 *Drake pointing* at that synergy, but in reality, we’re just gonna end up more confused than ever! 🤷‍♂️ 👀🔥 Have you seen the mockups? It’s like someone dumped the *What Are Those?* filter on the old app and, voila! New design! But hey, if it helps us find all that *good* content hidden behind the cringe of endless scrolling, then maybe it’s a W? 💀💖 And get ready for this hot take: with this redesign, Disney+ is about to become the ultimate stonks 🤑💰, but also create a black hole where we lose entire weekends to “just one more episode.” 🚨🔥 Buckle up, fam; chaos is coming! #ThisIsFine #DisneyPlusUpgrade