🎉💤 Grab your popcorn, folks! We just stepped into the Disney dumpster fire of 2023! 🔥💰 So, Disney is ditching the Star hub on Disney+ (goodbye, endless dad jokes and mediocre thrillers 🔪😂) and making room for Hulu to conquer international markets like it’s the new world order. 👑🌍 Like a millennial going back to their parents' basement, Hulu is officially global now, fr fr. 🌐✨ Here's a leaked conversation from a Disney dev meeting: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "What if we just threw Hulu out there like confetti? 🎊" 👩‍💻 Dev 2: "Sounds based! Everyone loves endless options and confusion! 😵‍💫" 👨‍💻 Dev 3: "Stonks! Just like my love life - all over the place!" 💔 Meanwhile, Netflix is out there sweating bullets like it’s 2017 all over again, and Amazon Prime just whispered, “who?” 😅💀 So, get ready for the most chaotic streaming experience since... well, since they decided to reboot all your childhood favorites (looking at you, *Mighty Ducks* 🦆). 🔮 And the hot take? By 2025, Disney will just be a P.O. Box subscription service for people who need Netflix originals delivered via strongly worded letters. 🚀📬 Mark my words!