🎡🎬 **BREAKING: Disney and YouTube TV in Epic Face-off - A Battle of Who Can Flop Harder!** 🎬🎡 Y’all, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the beef between Disney and YouTube TV is heating UP and it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry in the background of a Zoom meeting. 🥴🚀 For TWO weeks now, loyal subscribers have been deprived of ABC, ESPN, and all that Disney magic! 💔 CEO Bob Chapek (let’s be real, can someone get him a magic wand to fix this?) was like, “This is fine,” while #YouTubeTV users were locked in a never-ending cycle of “please hold, we are experiencing technical difficulties.” 😱🤡 Real developer quote leaked from the YouTube TV HQ: “Honestly, we just wanted to make you miss cable a little more.” SMH. 🤦‍♂️ At this point, folks are out here playing mad games of “Is it live? Or is it YouTube TV?” and the answer is, it’s the dumpster fire edition of channel surfing! 🔥🔥💰 Rumor has it, if they don’t resolve this by the end of the week, Disney will just start streaming on *CabbageTV* (yep, you heard it here first! 🥬) 🚫📺 💥 Unhinged Prediction Time: In a last-ditch effort to save their butts, Disney will launch an exclusive TikTok channel solely for the reason of unnecessary dance challenges showcasing how to *not* lose subscribers! 💀👀 Share this chaos and let the memes flow! 🤖✨ #DisneyVsYouTube #CableIsDead