🎢💥 WELCOME TO THE TECH CIRCUS, FOLKS! 🤡💀 This week in tech, we’ve got more drama than a Kardashian reunion! 📺✨ FIRST UP: YouTube TV and Disney are beefing like two toddlers fighting over a toy! 🤬💔 You can basically feel the cringe through your screen as they throw shade! “I thought we were family, bro!” said one imaginary YouTube dev 🤖, while Disney’s like “We’re not mad, just disappointed.” 👀✨ Can someone call Uncle Bob to sort this out? 🚀 🗺️💡 AND IN THE LAND OF MAPS: Google Maps just got a glow-up with the Gemini upgrade! That's right, now it'll tell you when to avoid your ex while driving! 🏎️💨 “They’ll never see me coming!” said a hypothetical Google dev while doing the stonks pose. 💰📈 This is fine, right? 😅 📈🔥 Qualcomm is flexing its earnings like it’s gym day, and the Galaxy S26? Yeah, it’s gonna cost you more than your feelings after a breakup. Guess we’re all going for the “putting my finances in disarray” aesthetic. 💸💔 And here’s the hot take: By 2025, Samsung’s trifold will be able to fold time itself—better start saving now for that wallet-buster! 🌀🔮💥