🚨🔥TIME TO REV UP THE DISNEY PRICE GONZO MACHINE!🔥🚨 So, like, who didn’t see this coming? 🤡💀 Disney just hit us with a DOUBLE WHAMMY like a boss! Stonks 📈???? Nope, more like stonks 🚫🙅‍♂️ as they raise the prices on Disney+ AND Hulu! Yup, you read that right! 🤯💸 But wait, it gets better! Last week, Disney+ subscribers said, “Nah fam, we’re outta here!” 👋✌️ Why? Cuz they decided to pull Jimmy Kimmel like it was a magic trick gone wrong! 😂💔 This isn’t just a cringe moment, this is like the emoji equivalent of this is fine 🔥💧 while watching those Disney dollar signs go back to corporate HQ! "Honestly, we thought pulling Kimmel was a genius move," said some imaginary Disney developer named Chad. "But if we squeeze them more, they'll just deal with it, right? RIGHT??" 🧐🤖 This man is living in a galaxy brain realm where profit margins outweigh common sense! 💯💰 Prediction Time! 🚀💥 I can already see it: by 2024, we’ll all be paying more to watch Mickey Mouse in 8D VR while they charge extra for the plus-sized Krabby Patty LOL! Just watch—Disney will release a subscription tier for *literally* breathing their air. Who's in?? 🤯💥💀