🚨💥 DISHWASHER DANGER ZONE ALERT! 💥🚨 Listen up, kitchen warriors! 🥣🔪 Before you go full SEND IT on that dishwasher and launch ALL your precious kitchen tools in there like it's a stonks meme, let’s talk about the 11 items that should NEVER see the inside of the dishwasher. I mean, come on, we’re not trying to turn our spatula into a mangled piece of art! 🖼️💀 🔪 First up: your chef's knife. Do you want it serrated or seriously leveled up with Swiss cheese vibes? 🤔🧀 “Leaked developer quote” from some bro named Chad: “Bro, I thought the dishwasher was like the gym for knives… turns out it’s a retirement home!” 😂 And don’t even think about shoving wooden cutting boards in there. They’re not ‘this is fine’ when they’re warped and cracked. 🤷‍♂️🚫 "Cope and seethe" with me, but that’s just how it goes! Instead, gently wash these items by hand, like they’re your fragile little dreams: 💭✨ Good luck! Hot take: If your dishwasher can’t handle your cutlery, then maybe we need to start a new trend of washing everything with our tears. 😭💧 What’s better than clean dishes? Clean DADDY issues, amirite?! #DishwasherDoomsday #ChaosUnleashed 🔥🚀💰