🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS IN THE VIRTUAL WORLD! 🎉🚨 You know it’s 2023 when Discord is like “Hey parents, we got you!” 🙌 But hold up - as always, they still can’t read your teen’s DMs. So, basically, it’s like giving your parents a key to the front door but telling them “don’t go in, fam.” 😏🔑 Introducing the *Family Center* - AKA *the cringe-filter for guardians* - because let’s be real, nothing says “trust” like parental controls, right? 🤡🤦‍♂️ It’s like installing a security camera in your bathroom because you’re “concerned” about your teen’s choices 🍑🚫. Shoutout to Discord for making sure that while parents can spy on their kids’ activity, the juicy gossip and meme exchanges stay private! 🤫💌 Developers are probably sitting in a dark room, saying: "What if we let parents have control but kept the DMs as elusive as a decent Wi-Fi signal?” 💀💻 One dev was quoted saying, “This is fine” while holding a burning PC with “family trust” on the screen. 🔥 Get ready for a wave of “I’m just playing Minecraft!” excuses, as kids dodge the parental spies like Neo in The Matrix. 💁‍♂️👾 **Hot take**: In five years, Discord will add *virtual therapists* for parents to cope with the reality that their kids are still going to do what they want, anyway. Just embrace the chaos, folks! 🚀💰