👀💥 HOLD UP, FAM! 🥳🦄 Discord is dropping the ultimate parental supervision tool: *Family Center*! 🙄🎮✨ Just when you thought you could escape from the clutches of parental monitoring… SURPRISE! 🎤💀 So, what does this mean? 🤔 Imagine your mom suddenly becoming the reigning queen of your DM statistics: "Honey, why are you spending *5 hours* a day in voice chat with some dude named ‘Frogzilla420’?" 🐸🍕 No cap, that's a conversation you never asked for! 🥲 Here's the 411: Parents can now see all your *epic* purchases 🤑🛒—yes, those *totally* necessary discord Nitro upgrades—AND track your calls like a reality TV show! 📅💔 You thought your cringe-worthy moments were private? Think again! 👩‍💻 *Leaked Discord Developer Quote*: "We thought about calling it ‘Big Brother Mode’ but figured we could just call it Family Center and pretend it’s wholesome—like trying to put ketchup on quinoa" 🍅🤢 But let’s keep it real, it’s basically a one-way ticket to Seetheville for teens. 🚀💨 They might start drafting their “Parents be cringe” rants, like it’s the next bestseller. 📖🔥 In conclusion, don’t be surprised if TikTokers start making “Parental Supervision” memes and teenagers fight back with their own secret servers. 🤭🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a year, “Family Center” will leak every teen's embarrassing chat, and Discord will become a dystopian reality show. Get ready for “Keeping Up with the Discordians!” #ThisIsFine 😅💔🔥